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The Ballad of Queen Victoria

by Elyssa Vulpes

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This is the true story of why Queen Victoria's sex life (and lack thereof) brought about the ruin of an entire nation….

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Not a lot of people are aware
That young Queen Victoria was not a maiden fair
In fact, she was a very sassy one
Liking her man to be, lots of fun

Many a night they spent entwined
Like a prickly rose to a, clinging vine
And, many a witness heard them scream and shout
Cries and moans of pleasure day in and, day out

So much she squeezed of the poor king to be
That he just expired like a spent male bee
And there she was left all alone and sad
Without a lover in her, empty bed

She spent all days lamenting her departed king
Without the possibility of another fling
Her frustration mounted and became so great
She wanted everyone to share her fate

If I can’t get laid than nobody can be!
This I impose now by Regal Decree!
You all shall suffer the pain I’m in!
Sex is bad, sex is a sin!

From that day on everyone got dressed in black
And Had to be covered from shoes to hat
No parts of the body were to be shown
Nothing of sex could ever be known

Except in the secret space of the whorehouse
Where depraved women went without a blouse
And all sorts of twisted things were seen
By all men brave enough and keen

Oh, Queen Victoria, you ruined us all!
Only because you had a twist of bad luck
I wonder how different things could have been
If you could have had, another fuck

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released August 2, 2019
Written by Elyssa Vulpes.
Voice: Elyssa Vulpes
Backing vocals: Elyssa Vulpes
Rhythm Guitar: Elyssa Vulpes
Drums: Alonso Fuentes Marquez except for The Ballad of Queen Victoria by Paul Gonzalez and Il Pescatore by Phil Riley
Bass Ross Mac Andrew except for The Ballad of Queen Victoria by Josh Del Tramonto and Il Pescatore by Phil Riley
Lead Guitar: Sergio Bueno Vasquez
Violin by Sharon Callaghan except for The Ballad of Queen Victoria by Szymon Podboraczynski

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  • Jun 2
    Moon Bar
    Wellington, New Zealand

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